hello people!!!

yeah.. once again, i am free!!! whoa.. this week was one hell of a terrible week to pass.. although my actual working week was only 3 days, from wednesday to friday, i guess my mind and body were in a holiday mood.. therefore, i faced a lack of motivation to be garang and on the ball.. haha, nevertheless, looks like i survived the 3 days in the end..

next week will be my last week in SAFTI MI.. haiiiiz, kinda sad.. because firstly, SAFTI is really a nice place and all, and im attached to that place liao.. and secondly, once i go into Air Force School, its where all the hell begins.. and very unfortunately, its not a hell-week, not even a hell-month.. its gonna be a hell-6 months... hahaha.. u guys, regardless of your religions, please pray for me and hope i survive.. i will need it...

well, yirong, if u miss me, just say lah! hahaha.. turn one big round and say so much.. hahaha.. jus kidding.. :) hmm, yar, its been long since our last gathering, but it looks like the next gathering will have to be quite a while since all of us are so busy now.. hmmm.. i dun know why, but out of the people i know and the friends i have, i feel really at ease, at the most comfortable with you all.. its a time when i can really relax and put my trust in you all.. haha.. all the other friends feel so fake at times, and you can never be sure when they will turn around and backstab you and tear you down hard on the floor.. haiiizz, the world is full of scheming and selfish people..

Peg, yeah.. i can't believe, and i still don't believe SPG can think.. hahaha.. anyway, i think girls, or i should say TYPICAL girls ARE EXTREMELY, TREMENDOUSLY AND REALLY A PAIN IN THE ASS!

Allow me to prove my point.. a real time, real life, real situation, based on a real account with real emotions, real feelings and real extractions and quotations.. in conclusion, what im saying is REALLY REALLY REAL...

well, like i said, next week will be the start of my Pro Term, and end of my Service Term. So i have this End OF Course Dinner to sort of celebrate that.. For this dinner, every guy have to bring in a date.. and of course, a date has to be a girl, unless you wish to be labeled a gay.. And the pitiful me, with my Chermaine Sheh busy in Hong Kong now, have to turn to my friends for help... and i have to say HOW TYPICAL typical girls are.. so I SMSed Peggen, and ask if she could go for the dinner.. and she gave me a reply.. Now, i will tell you the reply in a minute.. but for now, i have to say that her reply prompted me to ask another girl.. another reply came in, which led me to ask another girl.. and so on and so on..

in the end, i asked 5 girls! and i gave up asking the 6th.. hmmm.. i felt really pathetic, AT MYSELF and AT THEIR REPLY... almost all of them gave the same kind of answer!! and for a while, i was asking myself, gosh, are they all like sitting all together at Coffeebean and collaborate to give me the same reply?

That night, i can't help but read the 5 replies over and over agin, trying to analyse if this is an organised crime or a random prank, if this is an accepted invitation or a rejected one, is there something wrong with me or something wrong with girls..

Unbelievable, but these girls, from different background, different primary schools, secondary schools, JCs, polys, different wealth status, different levels of IQ, different levels of friendship with me.. gave a stunningly similar answer.. and this, in my opinion, forms the most basic and common link to all girls alike.. and guys should take reference to this perfect case study when asking girls out for a date.. and this is their answer, generally...

" Well, I don't think I can make it. Maybe can, maybe cannot. If you die die cannot find other dates, then you tell me, I will consider again. But should be alright lah."

I screamed.

And I still feel like screaming. "Arrrrggghh! Somebody help me, PLEASE! I though girls hated to be spare tyres? I thought girls hated to be the last option? I thought girls never liked to miss a free dinner with many guys around?"

then, i thought, "i thought wrong.."

never before in my life, i felt my dignity and pride gone from me.. it is like how a Luo Han suddenly became a Salted Fish.. All my confidence in dealing with girls are now ripped to shreds and burnt to ashes.. and thus, i have to resort to my only soultion now.. PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT! hahahaha..

Date: 19 Aug 2005
Place: To Be Confirmed
Time: Dinner, should end around midnight maybe
Price: $40 per head tentatively, but being the gentleman I usually am, I am paying.
Hightlight: Food, live band, games, handsome guys (many of which are single and available)
Requirements: A girl, don't need to be too good looking.. can talk, can socialise, can drink.
Minimum Requirements: At the very least, have 2 eyes, 1 nose, 2 ears, some hair and can smile and say HI...
Anyone interested, please call MR. DESPERATE AND DISAPPOINTED via his personal assistant, Mak.. (meaning im not the one who is D&D)..

haha.. and to Mr. Den, its time to Qie Cuo again.. i just finished my IPPT.. wat about u? i think thats my best IPPT in NS life liao.. haha.. 2.4km for 8.56, SBJ got 250, sit up got 51, shuttle run got 9.8 and pullup got 18.. sadly no best PT, msybe 2nd best or 3rd best... haha.. and my P226 shooting got 49 out of 50.. tsk tsk.. happy man.. got time go CS k guys? fingers itchy ar.. hahaha...

this posting is getting too long.. i can imagine your eyes bleeding now as you read.. go grab a piece of tissue paper and clean your eyes.. hahaha...

regards,
Mak