ME??!!

heyhey folks!

whoa.. shiyin u are mad ar.. me?? the joy of the group?? wahaha.. since when? i always tot im one of the serious, thinking, sensible and rational people... haha.. fun ar, ok lah. haha.. tats new.. and when did i start to keep u all awake in the middle of the nite?? i tink its surprising to even find me still awake ar.. haha.. well, unless of course, theres alcohol.. then u bet my ass i will stay awake! yeah!! haha..

regarding clubbing this sat, shiyin says ladies $15, guys $18.. hope its true.. then its not that maddness-ly expensive for customers with bird... well, hopefully jianwei and den gives the go ahead to club.. then we can all go "mad" a while.. haha.. pubbing is a big nono... i wun bring ur there until i master something first.. haha.. i wanna try getting drunk first.. real dead drunk that kind.. well, pple say when u drink when u r sad, and u drink without talking much, u will get drunk.. haha.. i almost got that in the last clubbing, but was still alive... so too bad..

oh yar.. tok about clubbing.. i went to research some new drinks and i realise a few famous "deadly" combination.. my army frens vow that for beginner drinkers or non-expert drinkers, the combination is bound to make u fall to your knees and call the bouncers chio-bus... means, u will be dead drunk! haha..

first, warm up wif beer, maybe 2 or 3 glasses. try to finish them in 30mins. then get a lamborghini, finish within 5min. rest for 15min. get a "Graveyard" and finish it in 5 min. if u still can walk, and if u are still rich enough, get another lamborghini. then to finish the killer blow, order a "Flaming Mambo". Whooooossshh.... You either puke like Nigara Fall or sleep like yirong... opps! haha..

oh yar, toking bout yirong... hmm.. pls dun be offended ar.. but i tink i cant go to ur services lah.. sorry.. haha.. i dun tink i will want to go into a church unless i have to.. dun be offended ar.. take it that im too sinful for your God to forgive le bah.. heehee... oh yar, i agree wif wat peg advise u on ur uni applications.. do heed her advice.. any problems if i can help, i will help.. juz call me yeah?? haha.. well, peggen dun action lah.. ur office ur office.. hhaha.. tell u ar, yirong, MY OFFICE also got alot of BROCHURES! if u r considering signing on in the Army, Navy or Air Force, can find me.. i help u find out more.. dun paiseh, coz i know 4girls from AJC who signed up wif SAF. One of them is in Officer Cadet School now, somemore got John Hopkins scholarship to UK.. yeah.. so may not be a bad choice.. hahaha..

hahaha.. sheh shi man where got so easy? i oso dun know.. now im darn confuse le.. i cant get my heart back to sheh shi man.. haha.. she seem so fairy tale now that i know that girl.. hahaha.. guess i still like her bah.. but hey, ya know wat, i ain't a teeenie weeeeenie sad now.. love ain't no about possesion, its about your love getting happiness yo.. so while ya feel da pain in a one sided affair, ya ain't feel sad coz of da love... hahaha..

WANTED! a nice girl born after 15 march 1986, between 155 to 175cm, not too heavy, can tolerate and understand a Male Chavunistic, made in China "Antique", posses a sweet and xian qi liang mu look, passable figure and appearance, sweet voice. must be UNDERSTANDING. Eligible candidates please email me asap. hahahaha! wah lau, im F***Tup! hahaha..

wah.. yawn.. it was great giving tuition at peggen's, n great knowing megaa and the xian qi laing mu looking thai girl.. haha.. but, SHIYIN N PEG READ CAREFULLY AR!! i dun like her.. juz praising she look good.. hahah.. i not gonna chai san her wif anyone ar, or not despo.. i dun dare to msg her or ask her number liao... hahaha.. coz u all very scary.. like paparazzi.. gou zai dui wif a strong opinion of ur own.. hahaha..

tats all folks.. im too hungry to type le!
fainting soon... byeeeee..
mak