Very tired..

heyhey.. hello!

whoa.. today im very very tired! can say that i am worn out physically, ready to break down any moment! I had 5 days of consecutive physical training and now my body feels fitter, but also dead beat.. haha.. thursday i ran 5km on my own after work, friday i played soccer in camp for 2 hours, saturday i met up with eugene, junjie and the usual soccer people and played from 2pm to 5pm, sunday i went for another jog of 5km and today, its soccer in camp again.. whoa! and mind you, my 5km is not slow jog ar, i covered within 18 minutes leh.. haha! k, cannot action liao.. later Den, our commando half marathon runner come whack me upside down le..

therefore ladies and gentlemen, today's entry by me shall be short and to the point...

haha.. first of all, shiyin's riddle.. lets see..

For simplicity sake, lets name the pancakes A, B and C respectively k? So, we have to fry A1, A2, B1, B2, C1 and C2 all within three minutes, since there are two sides to a pancake, right?

First, fry A1 and B1 - using up 1 minute, left with 2 minutes.
Then, flip A to fry A2, take out pancake B, and put in C1 - using 1 minute, left with 1 minute.
Now, pancake A is totally done. Take it out.
Flip C to fry C2, then re-put B to fry B2 - takes up 1 minute.
And there you go, pancake A, B and C, all done and ready to eat in 3 minutes!

haha.. and my DO YOU KNOW section is definitely accurate and true, at the time of publish.. haha.. its even on the Reader's Digest.. And since i typed it here with the pure intention of education and knowledge sharing, i doubt the teachers or any other audience will hold it against me.. haha.. in fact, i do hope such information can help earn myself some praise from the government! haha.. since im doing them such a big favour to promote birth rates..

hey, Kranji is having its 10th anniversary celebration this year! i really hope that all of us can go and support the school that formed us and made us know each other! i hope to go too, if i am not in australia then.. according to reliable source, the event is a Dance-si-cal (Dance plus musical). It will be held at some auditorium in Nanyang Technological University on the 12 Aug! Tickets are sold at $12, $25 and $60 (not very sure of the exact prices though) BUT, i think the cheap cheap tickets sold out already.. haha! i will keep you all informed ok? and i think maybe chay can chip in with some info also, since Xuan Chong is still in Kranji..

And now, boys and girls, since we are at the topic of a very sensual biological topic (generally classified as Sexual Reporoduction), allow me to continue my presentation of my humble knowledge..

Do you know that the number of eggs (ovum) a female human species have in her life is preset by genetics? Meaning to say, even before you were born, your genes would have decided how many eggs you will have in your life! The eggs would have already been ready and stored in your body at the foetus stage, but of course, as cells only. Upon reaching puberty, they develope one by one and thats when you experience your monthly cycle of "Aunt's visit". And when all the eggs run out, your body stops the preparation work of getting pregnant and that is when your "Aunt stop visiting", otherwise known as menopause. In fact, once you hit that, which is around the age of 45 to 55 (the age varies with different people), you can be sure your aunt will never visit you again.

Menopause is a very powerful mechanism and causes drastic changes to your body and therefore affects your mood too! It can cause night sweats, hot flashes, depression, irritability, sagging of mammalian glands (go check out thats that! haha..) and softening of bones due to lack of calcium.

On the otherhand, hahaha! guys' "tadpole maunfacturing factory" never stops working, and will never face a retrenchment till the day your heart goes on strike! haha! While the ladies will have a limited "fertile period", guys are always online and ready to go, 24/7!

of course, being able to manufacture "tadpoles" does not mean being able to "deliver" them! The major problem often faced in recent years is the "Combat Engineer" in guys' body cannot "build the bridge" to send the "tadpoles" in.. haha! now, before you go buy that packet of cement, let me tell you this, stress is a major factor in this.. relax, sit back... and stand up! hahaha!

now, i must admit that some of these knowledge are from my JC bio (credits to my lecturers) but, after months of "left right left" in the army, i cannot guarantee their reliability for real life application or projects ar! They are purely for some light information and maybe a small extent of decent entertainment! if you require more details, ask me anytime!

haha.. im bored.. and tired! think i shall go sleep early tonight..

oh yar, one more thing.. i realise Cathay theatres do not implement the price hike! now, all the more we should hang out at Causeway Point more often.. haha! Watch out for "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" coming this Thursday.. seems like an intelligent and action-packed movie! haha!

and with that, i must say it again..

like i always do recently...

I HAVE THE POWER OF LOVE!

lalala..
mak