YOZ! LONG TIME NO POST!

haha.. hi guys! the reason y im here is becoz im f***ing bored and F***ing depressed! haha.. come n fa xie a bit... well, shiyin happy bday to u, sorry i cant make it yesterday coz... erm.. well.. i raelly cant make it... haha..

well, finally, at long last, after a long wait, and what seems like forever.. i finally experienced the much-talk-about, ever-great entertainment... CLUBBING! haha.. hope jianwei and den reads this man.. let me share some experience here, so when ur go u all wun be sua gu! hahaha.. well, before i start, let me intro the group n set the scenario..

we went on wednesday, the group consists of me, shiyin, peg, and some of shiyin's frens.. 3guys n 1 girl, whos quite chio but attached le.. hahaha.. the club we went was zouk... wat a name man.. dun xia suay urself n pronounce it as zhu(1).. tatz a pig.. haha!

now, lets start wif dressing.. dun f***ing wear formal stuff ar.. haha.. will look like cock!! grab a long sleeve tee, jeans will do juz fine.. then a muz-bring item.. bring ur wallet filled wif at least $80 - if u wan good fun!! hahaha..

although i said that will be my first n last time clubbing, i enjoyed it quite well.. thanks to shiyin lah!! den n jian, muz go for training first by listening to techno n angmoh music, train how to move in tight crowd - and i f***ing mean TIGHT!! then muz learn how to hold drinks n knock let pple bump into u n spill it.. then one important thing, muz get used to pple walking past u suddenly juz grab ur waist and hug u, especially when they r drunk.. hahaha!!

for me, (especially when im juz a good drinker), it took quite a while for me to high.. n start to dance.. haha.. tell u ar, the vodka lime, vodka ribeana, vodka grape etc taste like softdrink lor.. haha.. i had a couple of beer, but i haven got drunk on beer before yet.. the best drink tat nite muz be lamborghini - pronounced as lam-boh-ki-ni.. it f***ing cost $23 a shot n tats wat i wld call a real alcholic drink.. me n peg shared 2, i tink.. hahaha.. u wun get drunk, but u will find urself walking abit weird, and muz spend more effort to concentrate on walking straight... hahah!! but its quite fun lah.. i muz say i enjoyed talking to shiyin's fren (jun yan and shimin) more than dancing lor.. haha..

seriously, if u dun drink, dun smoke, dun dance, dun listen to fast angmoh music, then please dun f***ing spend $30 to get in and waste time.. what?? clubs got pretty girls??? haha.. they are just the usual same pattern u see in orchard road.. maybe wearing lesser clothes n more makeup.. seriously, NO BIG DEAL.. especially when u already have someone in mind, like den-peg, jon-xuer, shiyin-*.... u wun find anybody nicer than ur partner le.. lucky u all.. at least ur ai ren toks to u, go out wif u, calls u, sees u, sms u, loves u even as a fren at least... hahahah.. im a f***ing loser.. woohoo!!

hahaha.. so much for my happy ending... next time i muz say, our gang should go drinking together!!! club or pub, anywhere... as long as u guys r happy, i will go!! haha... fan jian de nan ren, like den will say... hahahah.. woohoo!!

*toast* to friendship and buddyhood! and to you qing ren zhong chen juan shu!! *wink*
mjy