Unavoidable laws of the universe

1. Law of Mechanical repair
After your hands get coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.

2. Law of the Workshop

Any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner

3. Law of probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

4. Law of telephone

When you dial the wrong number, you never get a busy signal

5. Law of driving

After you change lanes, the one you were in will always start to move faster than the one you are in now

6. Law of the bath tub

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings

7. Law of close encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with

8. Law of result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will

9. Law of the theatre

The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.