Ouch!

Ouch!

shit.. this week, it finally happened!!! hell.. an injury... happened on me.. and ouch is too mild a word to describe it...

friggin hell.. i fractured my beautiful nose.. its friggin, freaking, fishing hell painful and very bruised, and very very painful... and my nose is now abit seng gnat already.. hell.. the doctor say it may be just the swelling that caused it to look seng gnat, and i hope its true too! hell, now my nose look like jackie chan, big swollen and SENG GNAT!

now now... stop laughing there.. ( i know you are).. its really damn painful ar.. its like getting raped in your nostrils! why do i say so? well, theres a joke to this analogy..

sister asks brother: why do guys like to have sex?

brother, thinks for a while, frowns at the innocent yet difficult-to-answer question, and says: well, its like digging your nostrils.. when u put your finger in and wriggle around, before finally pulling it out, does it feels shiok?

sister, nods in agreement: OH... i see..

sister then frowns and ask: then why guys don't like to wear condom when they have sex?

brother, raises his eyebrows at the type of question his sister is asking and replies: well, when you dig your nose, you don't wear gloves right?

sister nods in enlightenment and ask again: okay.. but since its so shiok, then why girls don't like to be raped?

brother stuns for a while, and finally replied: well, imagine someone sticking his finger into your nose and dig your nose for u..

hahaha.. funny right? i thought it was.. but i really think i wun be digging my nose, literally, for quite some time..

and the worst thing is, i broke it while playing basketball during my free itme, and not during training.. hell..

no mood to write liao..

regards,
mak