12 February 2006

New Year is coming to an End...

1. Today is the last day of Chinese New Year... So called "zheng yue shi wu".. Means after today, all the New Year celebration accessories can be taken down from your walls, all the oranges can be eaten like nobody's business, and there will be no more execuses for small time gambling..

sad..

holiday mood is "officially" over..

2. in two days time, it will be Valentine's Day.. Still remember in secondary school time, i will receive annoynomous gifts from people on 14th Feb.. i still keep them, and even up till today, i still don't know who is the culprit.. sec 1 only got one Garfield Mug.. Sec 2 got one box of Hersheys.. (Oh, this one eat liao, but i kept the card)... sec 3 got a small windchime.. sec 4no more liao.. hahaha.. i think that person gave up on me during sec 4 le.. or maybe i becoming lousier and lousier liao..

then come JC, didn't really celebrate much also.. no secret gifts from anyone.. no secret gifts to anyone too..

army?

even worse..

don't even feel anything for this day.. if nobody remind me, i also won't know 14 Feb got occasion.. no girlfriends, no secret gifts to or from anyone.. stuck in OCS, most probably sweating alot and feeling damn miserable.. Swensons become Singapore Food Industry, nice shirts become No.4 uniform, presents become my helmet, girlfriend become my buddy...

sad...

valentine's day seem to be "officially" over too..

3. just too bad we can't go singing yesterday or today... nevermind.. we will go when i come back from brunei.. don't expect any gifts.. i will be staying in the jungle, not the city.. not even a town.. unless what you want is leaves, mud, monitor lizard and a bloody quail, don't expect anything from me..

this is getting too long.. i can almost hear the yawning from Bukit Panjang, Teck Whye and Bukit Batok..

alright, i am F***ing off...

one last thing..

for Chay...

regarding your insomia, do it the man's way... don't really need to go see doctor unless "The Man's Way" fail you.. Step number one is to exercise about1 hour before you wanna sleep.. exercise real hard.. do push ups, sit ups, climb the stairs, do a 2.4km in 10minutes.. then bath, and wait for the fatique to come in.. it helps for me coz i always feel so damn sleepy in camp.. and it helps keep you fit too..

if that doesn't work, call on your five fingers and your "little brother".. i read somewhere that its a natural mechansim in guy's body to fall asleep after XXX.. unless you try hard to fight the ZzzZ monster, you will confirm fall asleep, some more got satisfaction... although, i think its pretty gross to sleep with a mess down there.. (wahahahaha) but don't try this everyday.. maybe you will become to suffer from "over-sleepiness"...

there is a chinese physician shop near my house which my uncle visits for insomia.. he says its quite effective, using acupunture and herbs to balance your body again.. its not expensive, but its not free.. definitely boh hua compared to method one and two...

take care man..

regards,
mak

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