Dear All..

Heyhey..

well well well.. looks like its always this usual bunch of pple blogging ar.. really.. something ought to be done.. hahaha.. shiyin, muz go think of something, incentive to draw them to blog.. hahaha...

well, shiyin ar, dun be sad lah.. i dun know wat to say oso, coz i dun know much about that guy ar.. but if tis me, i die die oso wun wanna be third party one.. haha.. il back out immediately if my tat girl says she is happy wif a bf she found.. yar, so jia you man.. my advice is forget him, or u muz bear wif the pain of waiting.. hahaha.. but nvm, u got the singapore version of yu wen le here man!! hahaha! no fear girl! anytime, anywhere, u know il be on for your programs! hehe..

yirong ar, good to hear u found a job loh! and il be looking forward to more outings wif u around man.. haha.. hey, i recommend you to go read this book.. author is Dan Brown, then title is "Angels and Demons". After you read that, go on to the part 2 story, entitled "The Da Vinci Code".. its a very very very nice book.. but dun bring it to church ar, coz the book has upset many hard-core christians.. hm, dun get me wrong, not that i wanna de-mean ur religion or bring it down.. but the book will definitely spur pple to think about religions, all kinds, not just chirstianity alone.. it inspires people to ask questions, and to think.. furthermore, it has, too a certain extent, valuable amount of true history of how the "past christians" acted and behaved.. yirong, and to those who have time to read, i strongly recommend the above mentioned books!!

hm.. siewyu ar, tot u got attachment? still can go chalet and play meh?? wah lau.. abit zhong poly qing kranji ar.. hahaha.. nevermind lah.. other outings make sure u try to turn up..

and now peggen, wah lau, that name so long ar?? haha.. 15 years old?? 4 years younger is quite acceptable ar! hahaha.. my folks age differ more than tat lor.. she really got xian qi liang mu look.. haha.. but dun worry, i wun touch her.. she need to study lor.. tats wat shes here for.. cannot hai ren.. hahaha.. plus, you yuan sure will erm.. how to say?? hm.. you yuan sure will "connect" one.. hahaha.. yeah... but seriously, peach is a damn nice name oso.. suits her pretty well! hahaha.. did she say i shuai or anything?? haha.. hey, got to keep me updated wif the proposal about megaa k.. seriously, money is a big problem, but juz dun make me end up in deficit lah huh.. helpful as i am, i still need to eat, drink (and i mean drink..) and play.. hahahaha..

to my dearest den and jianwei, (i shall switch to ARMY vocabualary), you god damn maggots! where the F*** have your disappear to?! So damn long never hear from you all liao, and i bloody f**king miss the bloody f**king you! you all in camp better jolly well take care, dun make us all father mother son worry about you damn soldiers! understand!?!? and when you f**king book out, you better f**king use your com to f**king type some f**king words and f**king post it on this f**king blog! if not, you f**king take 5 extras from me, understand!?!?!??! and, please organise CS soon!! hahaha!!

to weilun, delon, huijie and muihwee.. are your fingers ok? or is the keyboard spoilt? or maybe u din pay electricity bills then your house no electricity? do try to say something here k?

and now, ladies and gentlemen, time for this handsome and knowlegable teacher, Prof Mak, to teach you all something.. this special section shall be named the "Do You Know.." section.. and today i will kick start the section by sharing some amazing fact with you!!

Did you know..............




That, it is physically and mathematically impossible for you lick your elbows with your toungue!




This is due to the fact that your body parts are built according to the "pi" ratio, and it is explained in the Da Vinci Code..






And I bet you also didn't know that everyone who read this will try to lick their elbows.. hahahaha.. dumb ass!

mak